Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sanity vs. Humanity

You weren’t born as a vacuum, so why do you choose to suck? There really is no other way to put it – People suck. My faith in humanity died long ago when I found out that 90% of our population is born with a severe case of stupidity. Sadly they are growing like wildfires and if intelligence was water we are most certainly screwed.


A girl the other day decides she didn’t want to accept my change because her feeble brain couldn’t comprehend how to count it all. Then she gets frustrated at me and tells me cash only. Last time I checked my coins are just as good as cash. You work at a fast food joint you moron, do not flatter yourself.


And now for something completely different:

















Meet Nannerpus. Yes, he's cooler than you.

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