Car signals: Use them. They are there to signal when you’re moving from one lane to the next. If your excuse is anything but a broken signal, pull over your vehicle, remove yourself from it, and kindly walk into traffic – Thanks.
Gum chewing: Learn to chew without letting the world know. Donkeys are aloud, you aren’t – Jackass.
Texting: So I have been texting you for the last ten minutes. I decide to call you because our conversation is going in circles. So what do you do? You don’t pick up. I know you’re there, it’s not my fault I dislike your lack of text reading abilities. That’s what phones where originally meant for – Talking. You idiot.
Cocky people: I don’t see why you’re proud of being a douche. There’s a big difference between confident and cocky. Fortunately for me, you won’t ever figure that out.
Bad singers: So you have your headphones in your ears in a public area and suddenly you think you’re on American Idol. Sadly, you are the contestants that everyone laughs at. My ears don’t need to bleed because you have the urge to violate my air with your horrid excuse of a voice. You embarrass me.
I’m sure there are more, but this is all I can think of for now. Maybe I’ll make a part two someday.
And now for something completely different:
WTF.
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